NearlySilentBob

B.A. in Biology Education from University of Central Florida. Taught 3 years in Florida schools where his practice of speaking the truth laced with the occasional curse word soon made it apparent that he was not fit to share the company of impressionable youth. Other careers attempted: telephone psychic and financial advisor. Currently residing in DeLand of de Living Dead, building super obnoxious powerboat for rich corporations. Father of two, divorced, unreformed smoker, and generally asocial person who sometimes thinks people talk too much, but at the same time is a really good listener. Aquarius, born on the Day of the Inventor, his Tarot card is the Fool. His religious background is Lutheran, and his ancestry includes peace-loving Mennonites and Pennsylvania Dutch farmers. Freelance writer of poetry, short stories, and philosophical essays.