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From January 2006 I will become the latest in a long line of DG (dumb gaijin) to undertake the odyssey that is teaching English in the Land of the Rising Sun. I know I'll be living in Kyoto, but what happens next is anyone's guess. I'll be chronicling every step of the way. If you've ever wondered what life is like for your average chain school gaijin, you will find out as I do. If you're planning on joining the DG club you'll be needing a tour guide... I guess that's me.
Source:ourmedia Date: 02/10/08
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Description: This week 'A' reveals how his subconscious is now recruiting other parts of his body in an elaborate and coordinated attempt to ruin his life. He also gets his most disturbing stories ever out of the way, such as close encounter of the canine kind and Japanese people who tug their childrens' todgers, so he can be on his best behaviour from now on.
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Description: This week 'A' reveals how his subconscious is now recruiting other parts of his body in an elaborate and coordinated attempt to ruin his life. He also gets his most disturbing stories ever out of the way, such as close encounter of the canine kind and Japanese people who tug their childrens' todgers, so he can be on his best behaviour from now on.
Source:ourmedia Date: 02/08/08
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Description: This week 'A' tells four disturbing stories about Japanese people who pull their childrens' penises, want to have close encounters of the feline kind, who do a little too much extra study and about why he can dial a phone with his butt.
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Description: This week 'A' tells four disturbing stories about Japanese people who pull their childrens' penises, want to have close encounters of the feline kind, who do a little too much extra study and about why he can dial a phone with his butt.
Source:ourmedia Date: 10/15/07
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Description: Nova is Japan's largest English conversation and is days away from declaring bankruptcy and creating the largest consumer wipeout in Japanese history. Hear one Nova insider give his inside opinion on why Nova President Sahashi Nozomu (a.k.a The Night Monkey) deserves to be wined and dined state pen shower style for the rest of his days.
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Description: Nova is Japan's largest English conversation and is days away from declaring bankruptcy and creating the largest consumer wipeout in Japanese history. Hear one Nova insider give his inside opinion on why Nova President Sahashi Nozomu (a.k.a The Night Monkey) deserves to be wined and dined state pen shower style for the rest of his days.
Source:ourmedia Date: 10/02/07
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Description: No time for love Mr Monkeybridge, we got company! It's 2,000 homeless Nova teachers Nova and they want your ass on toast. A fights off a mean cold to give you details of how the world famous eikaiwa is bordering closely on a declaration of bankruptcy. Mere days away from unemployment and a trip to Guam A podcasts from the last creaky floorboards surrounded by the burning embers of the house of Nova.
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Description: No time for love Mr Monkeybridge, we got company! It's 2,000 homeless Nova teachers Nova and they want your ass on toast. A fights off a mean cold to give you details of how the world famous eikaiwa is bordering closely on a declaration of bankruptcy. Mere days away from unemployment and a trip to Guam A podcasts from the last creaky floorboards surrounded by the burning embers of the house of Nova.
Source:ourmedia Date: 09/21/07
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Description: This week A's buttocks do a Tyler Durden and try to tear his life apart by making mischeivous phone calls without him knowing. And Frued said there's no such thing as a mistake so technically I'm calling people with my ass ON PURPOSE! That's dextrous. Why's A so cheerful anyway? Blind optimism and elation in Kyoto as Nova looked set for closure until a mysterious email arrived from the President claiming we no longer have to fear for our wages... has Nova been saved by a mysterious Angel investor? Or was Johnny Two Stars doing his best Monkeybridge impression because he thought it unify us and make us kick Germanic ass like when Russel Crowe did it in 'Gladiator'? Only time will tell!
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Description: This week A's buttocks do a Tyler Durden and try to tear his life apart by making mischeivous phone calls without him knowing. And Frued said there's no such thing as a mistake so technically I'm calling people with my ass ON PURPOSE! That's dextrous. Why's A so cheerful anyway? Blind optimism and elation in Kyoto as Nova looked set for closure until a mysterious email arrived from the President claiming we no longer have to fear for our wages... has Nova been saved by a mysterious Angel investor? Or was Johnny Two Stars doing his best Monkeybridge impression because he thought it unify us and make us kick Germanic ass like when Russel Crowe did it in 'Gladiator'? Only time will tell!
Source:ourmedia Date: 09/12/07
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Description: Nova's president is missing. Nova are three months behind on the rent. Nova have not paid their suppliers or staff. Nova may not be able to pay you next paycheck. Truth of bollocks? Come in and find out.
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Description: Nova's president is missing. Nova are three months behind on the rent. Nova have not paid their suppliers or staff. Nova may not be able to pay you next paycheck. Truth of bollocks? Come in and find out.
Source:ourmedia Date: 08/14/07
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Description: A's back to tell you about living with a Japanese family, the unluckiest girl in the world, prepubescent genitals, sunburn on one eye, the soaring divorce rate, conversation free conversation schools and the Japanese difficulty with doors.
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Description: A's back to tell you about living with a Japanese family, the unluckiest girl in the world, prepubescent genitals, sunburn on one eye, the soaring divorce rate, conversation free conversation schools and the Japanese difficulty with doors.
Source:ourmedia Date: 07/23/07
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Description: Description: Like herpes A intermittently returns when you least expect it to tell you about pink salon blowjobs, poison from China, earthquakes and nuclear waste and disabled men warming mobile phones in their wheelchairs. 'GET-O' SHITA! BYEE-BYEE!
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Description: Description: Like herpes A intermittently returns when you least expect it to tell you about pink salon blowjobs, poison from China, earthquakes and nuclear waste and disabled men warming mobile phones in their wheelchairs. 'GET-O' SHITA! BYEE-BYEE!
Source:ourmedia Date: 07/23/07
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Description: Like herpes A intermittently returns when you least expect it to tell you about pink salon blowjobs, poison from China, earthquakes and nuclear waste and disabled men warming mobile phones in their wheelchairs. 'GET-O' SHITA! BYEE-BYEE!
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Description: Like herpes A intermittently returns when you least expect it to tell you about pink salon blowjobs, poison from China, earthquakes and nuclear waste and disabled men warming mobile phones in their wheelchairs. 'GET-O' SHITA! BYEE-BYEE!
Source:ourmedia Date: 07/03/07
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Description: Seoul stinks like a natto flavoured turd - FACT! This week we take a well earned break from Japan to visit Korea. Hear tell of being in slappers, near death experiences, whores, drinking till sunrise everyday, penis worms, injuries and being in the sights of a North Korean rifle. 'Mod' brings new parasites back to Japan and 'A' nearly starts world war 3 in the DMZ. And I didn't even have time to tell you about the cat we found in our Korean apartment that had been there for five days having kittens. It shit in my bed.
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Description: Seoul stinks like a natto flavoured turd - FACT! This week we take a well earned break from Japan to visit Korea. Hear tell of being in slappers, near death experiences, whores, drinking till sunrise everyday, penis worms, injuries and being in the sights of a North Korean rifle. 'Mod' brings new parasites back to Japan and 'A' nearly starts world war 3 in the DMZ. And I didn't even have time to tell you about the cat we found in our Korean apartment that had been there for five days having kittens. It shit in my bed.